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Pick a black gi or the traditional white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the black belt version, red rank bar included, for the coach, the professor, or the one who finally got there.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe gi hangs open the way it does after a hard round, showing a chest that clearly trains, a respectable amount of chest hair, and a MOM tattoo. Pick the skin tone that matches them. The tattoo comes standard. Mom insisted.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAll-over print tee, printed edge to edge, then cut and sewn. Mid-weight polyester jersey with stretch (93% polyester, 7% spandex) in a regular fit. It runs small and a little long, so order one size up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor anyone shopping who doesn't train: a gi is the heavy cotton uniform of jiu jitsu, and the belt color is their rank. Everyone starts at white, then moves up through blue, purple and brown to black. If they just got promoted, pick the new belt, not the old one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot sure which belt they have? White is the safe bet for anyone in their first year or two. If it's anything higher, they have mentioned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeed a different belt? It also comes in \u003ca href=\"\/products\/black-belt-optional-white-belt-funny-bjj-gi-t-shirt\"\u003ewhite\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/black-belt-optional-blue-belt-funny-bjj-gi-t-shirt\"\u003eblue\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/black-belt-optional-purple-belt-funny-bjj-gi-t-shirt\"\u003epurple\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/black-belt-optional-brown-belt-funny-bjj-gi-t-shirt\"\u003ebrown\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe only correct answer to an invitation that says black tie optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNot sure of their size? 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