{"product_id":"murder-yoga-funny-bjj-beanie","title":"Murder Yoga | Funny BJJ Beanie","description":"\u003cp\u003eYoga people wear beanies to look relaxed. This one is for the kind of yoga where somebody sits on your chest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNeed it by Christmas?\u003c\/strong\u003e For US delivery, order by \u003cstrong\u003eFriday, December 11\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMurder Yoga\u003c\/em\u003e is for the grappler who tells the family they're going to yoga and comes home with mat burn.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCuffed knit beanie in black, with the lettering embroidered in white thread, so it's stitched in, not printed on. Soft, hypoallergenic acrylic knit with a snug fit and a fold-over cuff, about 12 inches long. Hand wash to keep it looking new.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor anyone shopping who doesn't train: jiu-jitsu borrows a lot from yoga. The flexibility, the breathing, the strange shapes on a mat. The difference is that in jiu-jitsu, someone else is trying to fold you in half. Grapplers call it murder yoga, and they mean it fondly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA one-size BJJ gift, so there's nothing to guess.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMade to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Holiday BJJ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67910335463699,"sku":"8034613_8936","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0934\/1963\/4963\/files\/cuffed-beanie-black-front-6ae7f24f5a8eb.jpg?v=1793585754","url":"https:\/\/holidaybjj.com\/products\/murder-yoga-funny-bjj-beanie","provider":"Holiday BJJ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}