Halloween 2026: Get spooky on the mats
Shirts, hoodies, and rash guards for the grappler whose scariest story starts with someone taking their back.
Who are you shopping for?
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DadHe says he trains for health. He does not train for health.
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MomShe trains, she coaches, and she has opinions about your grips.
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PartnerThey come home smelling like the mat. You love them anyway.
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CoachThe person who has watched you get passed four hundred times.
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New white beltThree weeks in and already explaining guard at dinner.
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Under $30Stocking stuffers, Secret Santa, or the teammate you only kind of like.
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Gift cardNo idea what size they wear, what belt they are, or why they call everyone professor. This still works.
Good any day of the year
Jokes your grappler gets instantly. Pick the joke, then pick the format.
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Aggressive CuddlingTo anyone who doesn't train, jiu-jitsu looks like two adults hugging on the floor with alarming commitment. They're not entirely wrong.
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Murder YogaFrom the outside, jiu-jitsu looks like two people doing yoga on a mat. Then somebody gets choked.
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Tap Snap NapCaught in a submission, you get three exits: tap to give up, let the joint give, or get choked to sleep. Tapping is the popular choice.
Buying for someone who trains?
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Printed when you order
Every piece is made for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
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Free shipping, every order
No minimum and no code.
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Guessing their size?
Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.
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Still stuck?
A gift card skips the size question, the belt question, and the do-they-already-own-this question.
