Halloween 2026: Get spooky on the mats
Shirts, hoodies, and rash guards for the grappler whose scariest story starts with someone taking their back.
Order by October 19 for Halloween delivery.
Who are you shopping for?
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DadHe says he trains for health. He does not train for health.
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MomShe trains, she coaches, and she has opinions about your grips.
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PartnerThey come home smelling like the mat. You love them anyway.
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CoachThe person who has watched you get passed four hundred times.
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New white beltThree weeks in and already explaining guard at dinner.
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Under $30Stocking stuffers, Secret Santa, or the teammate you only kind of like.
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Gift cardNo idea what size they wear, what belt they are, or why they call everyone professor. This still works.
Good any day of the year
Jokes your grappler gets instantly. Pick the joke, then pick the format.
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All Gas, No KneesGrapplers go full speed for years. Eventually the knees put in their notice.
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BJJ Dad SwagFor the dad who shows up to school pickup with a rash guard tan and opinions about open guard.
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Dad Bod, Guard GodGuard means fighting from your back. The softest-looking dad in the room is often the hardest to get past.
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I Used to Be ExplosiveWhat every older grappler says. These days they win on patience, technique, and pure spite.
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Jiu-Jitsu Dads Train for HealthThat's the official story. The ice packs in the freezer tell a different one.
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My Mom Can Beat Up Your DadJiu-jitsu lets smaller people beat bigger ones. She is not bluffing.
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Naps Before TapsA tap is how you surrender in jiu-jitsu. Dads have their priorities straight.
Buying for someone who trains?
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Printed when you order
Every piece is made for your order, so nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
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Free shipping, every order
No minimum and no code.
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Guessing their size?
Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.
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Still stuck?
A gift card skips the size question, the belt question, and the do-they-already-own-this question.
