Aggressive Cuddling | Funny BJJ T-Shirt

For non-grapplers: To anyone who doesn't train, jiu-jitsu looks like two adults hugging on the floor with alarming commitment. They're not entirely wrong.

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It looks like a hug from across the room. Up close, it is a lot more intense.

Aggressive Cuddling is for the grappler whose idea of a warm embrace includes a crossface.

Pick their belt. The belt comes in white, blue, purple, brown, or black, so it matches the rank they actually earned.

Lightweight unisex t-shirt with a modern fit. Soft, breathable, and durable enough to hold the print through years of washing. Wears as well at dinner as it does at open mat.

For anyone shopping who doesn't train: jiu-jitsu is mostly two people holding each other very tightly on the floor. From the outside it looks like cuddling. From the inside it feels like being packed into a suitcase. Grapplers have called it aggressive cuddling for years, and they mean it fondly.

An easy gift for the training partner who never, ever lets go.

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Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.