Aggressive Cuddling | Funny BJJ Muscle Shirt
Aggressive Cuddling | Funny BJJ Muscle Shirt
For non-grapplers: To anyone who doesn't train, jiu-jitsu looks like two adults hugging on the floor with alarming commitment. They're not entirely wrong.
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Not sure what belt they are?
Ask about their last promotion, or count the stripes in their gym photos. If you still can't tell, the gift card works at every rank.
Guessing their size?
Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.
Buying it as a gift?
Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.
It looks like a hug from across the room. Up close, it is a lot more intense.
Aggressive Cuddling is for the grappler who has turned side control into a love language.
Pick their belt. The belt comes in white, blue, purple, brown, or black, so it matches the rank they actually earned.
Muscle shirt with wide arm openings and a relaxed fit. Light, breathable, and cut for movement on and off the mats. Holds the print through regular washing.
For anyone shopping who doesn't train: jiu-jitsu is mostly two people holding each other very tightly on the floor. From the outside it looks like cuddling. From the inside it feels like being packed into a suitcase. Grapplers have called it aggressive cuddling for years, and they mean it fondly.
A sharp gift for the grappler who runs too hot for sleeves.
Not sure of their size? A Holiday BJJ gift card lets them pick their own.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
