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Aggressive Cuddling | Funny BJJ Dad Hat

Aggressive Cuddling | Funny BJJ Dad Hat

For non-grapplers: To anyone who doesn't train, jiu-jitsu looks like two adults hugging on the floor with alarming commitment. They're not entirely wrong.

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Not sure what belt they are?

Ask about their last promotion, or count the stripes in their gym photos. If you still can't tell, the gift card works at every rank.

Buying it as a gift?

Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.

It looks like a hug from across the room. Up close, it is a lot more intense.

Aggressive Cuddling is for the grappler who gives the tightest hugs at family events and can't figure out why everyone flinches.

Pick their belt. The belt comes in white, blue, purple, brown, or black, so it matches the rank they actually earned.

Low-profile, unstructured dad hat with a curved visor and an adjustable strap. Soft, easy to wear, and the hat that gets grabbed on the way out the door to the gym, the store, and everywhere else.

For anyone shopping who doesn't train: jiu-jitsu is mostly two people holding each other very tightly on the floor. From the outside it looks like cuddling. From the inside it feels like being packed into a suitcase. Grapplers have called it aggressive cuddling for years, and they mean it fondly.

A one-size BJJ gift, so there's nothing to guess.

Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.

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