Aggressive Cuddling | Funny BJJ Water Bottle
Aggressive Cuddling | Funny BJJ Water Bottle
For non-grapplers: To anyone who doesn't train, jiu-jitsu looks like two adults hugging on the floor with alarming commitment. They're not entirely wrong.
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Ask about their last promotion, or count the stripes in their gym photos. If you still can't tell, the gift card works at every rank.
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Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.
It looks like a hug from across the room. Up close, it is a lot more intense.
Aggressive Cuddling is for the grappler who hydrates like the next roll is a three-hour cuddle session.
Pick their belt. The belt comes in white, blue, purple, brown, or black, so it matches the rank they actually earned.
17 oz double-wall, vacuum-insulated stainless steel with a leakproof cap. Keeps water cold through a long open mat, or keeps coffee hot on the drive there. Hand-wash only.
For anyone shopping who doesn't train: jiu-jitsu is mostly two people holding each other very tightly on the floor. From the outside it looks like cuddling. From the inside it feels like being packed into a suitcase. Grapplers have called it aggressive cuddling for years, and they mean it fondly.
A practical BJJ gift that goes to every class they do.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
