All Gas, No Knees T-Shirt | Funny BJJ Gift for Dad
All Gas, No Knees T-Shirt | Funny BJJ Gift for Dad
For non-grapplers: Grapplers go full speed for years. Eventually the knees put in their notice.
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Guessing their size?
Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.
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Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.
His knees crack. His will doesn't.
Need it by Father's Day? For US delivery, order by Friday, June 4.
All Gas, No Knees is for the BJJ dad who shows up taped, tired, and still makes the young guys nervous. For the grappling father who trains smarter every year because his body gives him no other choice.
Soft, lightweight tee with a modern unisex fit that works on and off the mats. Print holds up through years of training and washing, the kind of shirt that earns a permanent spot in the rotation.
Easy Father's Day call for the dad who has enough ties and not enough BJJ shirts.
Not sure of his size? A Holiday BJJ gift card lets him pick his own.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 18 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 20 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 22 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
