My Mom Can Beat Up Your Dad T-Shirt | Funny BJJ Gift for Mom
My Mom Can Beat Up Your Dad T-Shirt | Funny BJJ Gift for Mom
For non-grapplers: Jiu-jitsu lets smaller people beat bigger ones. She is not bluffing.
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Order by December 11 for Christmas delivery.
Guessing their size?
Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.
Buying it as a gift?
Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.
It's not a threat. It's a skill set.
Need it by Mother's Day? For US delivery, order by Monday, April 26.
My Mom Can Beat Up Your Dad is for the jiu jitsu mom who bakes, carpools, and also finishes rear naked chokes. Who shows up to practice after the school run and leaves before the kids notice she was gone. Who is, by most objective measures, a lot.
Lightweight unisex t-shirt with a modern fit. Soft, breathable, and durable enough to hold the print through years of washing. Wears well on and off the mats.
The Mother's Day gift for the BJJ mom who has been described this way more than once and considers it accurate.
Not sure of her size? A Holiday BJJ gift card lets her pick her own.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
