Grandma Got Armbarred — Women's BJJ Christmas Rash Guard

She didn't get run over by a reindeer. She got caught in an armbar. Classic mistake.

Grandma Got Armbarred is for the female grappler who can't get through that carol without thinking about elbow positioning at least once.

Women's long-sleeve rash guard with four-way stretch, flatlock seams, and compression fit. UPF50+ fabric that holds color and shape through regular training and washing.

A solid holiday gift for the grappler who automatically translates everything into submissions.

Made to order — a little extra time to ship, zero overproduction.