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Grandma Got Armbarred | BJJ Christmas Drawstring Bag

Grandma Got Armbarred | BJJ Christmas Drawstring Bag

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Order by December 11 for Christmas delivery.

Buying it as a gift?

Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.

She didn't get run over by a reindeer. She got caught in an armbar. Classic mistake.

Need it by Christmas? For US delivery, order by Friday, December 11.

Grandma Got Armbarred is for the grappler who hears that carol every December and thinks: poor positional awareness. Should have kept the elbow in.

A black 15″ × 17″ drawstring bag with the design printed on both sides. 100% polyester, with twin cotton cords that cinch the top closed and double as backpack straps. Room for a rash guard, shorts and a water bottle, and it holds up to 33 lbs.

For anyone shopping who doesn't train: an armbar isolates one arm and straightens it against the elbow until the other person taps. Keeping your elbows tight is one of the first things coaches teach to stop it, and somebody at this Christmas party forgot.

An easy gift for the grappler who can't turn the BJJ brain off in December.

Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.

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