Grandma Got Armbarred | BJJ Christmas Ornament
Grandma Got Armbarred | BJJ Christmas Ornament
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Order by December 11 for Christmas delivery.
Buying it as a gift?
Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.
She didn't get run over by a reindeer. She got caught in an armbar. Classic mistake.
Need it by Christmas? For US delivery, order by Friday, December 11.
Grandma Got Armbarred is for the grappler who hears that carol every December and thinks: poor positional awareness. Should have kept the elbow in.
Round 3.5-inch aluminum ornament with a glossy finish. The design is printed over a solid black background, and the back is solid black too, so it looks finished from both sides as it turns on the tree. Lightweight, with the red ribbon for hanging included.
For anyone shopping who doesn't train: an armbar isolates one arm and straightens it against the elbow until the other person taps. Keeping your elbows tight is one of the first things coaches teach to stop it, and somebody at this Christmas party forgot.
An easy stocking stuffer for the grappler who can't turn the BJJ brain off in December.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
The tree photo is an AI-generated mockup showing the ornament in a holiday setting; the first photo shows the actual printed ornament.
