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I Used to Be Explosive Muscle Shirt | Funny BJJ Gift for Dad

I Used to Be Explosive Muscle Shirt | Funny BJJ Gift for Dad

For non-grapplers: What every older grappler says. These days they win on patience, technique, and pure spite.

Regular price $34.99 USD
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Order by October 19 for Halloween delivery.

Guessing their size?

Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.

Buying it as a gift?

Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.

He used to be explosive. The hips are a little less cooperative now, but the upper body? Still very much present. I Used to Be Explosive on a sleeveless cut is the honest look for every BJJ dad who skips leg day not from laziness, but from principle. The mat is his leg day.

Need it by Father's Day? For US delivery, order by Friday, June 4.

This soft, sleeveless tank moves with you. Perfect for drilling, lifting, a Saturday morning open mat, or any situation where you want maximum shoulder visibility and minimum sleeve interference.

Built for the Mat, Designed for the Dad

  • Soft, breathable fabric, light enough for training and comfortable enough for everything else
  • Unisex fit from S to 2XL
  • Sleeveless cut for full range of motion on and off the mat
  • Bold print that holds up through double sessions and hot washes
  • A BJJ Father's Day gift he'll actually wear to practice

The BJJ muscle shirt gift for dad that doubles as actual training gear. No novelty-only shirts here. This one goes to the gym. Part of the Holiday BJJ Father's Day collection.

Not sure of his size? A Holiday BJJ gift card lets him pick his own.

Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.

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