Mother's Milk | Funny BJJ Halloween Shirt, Hoodie & Rash Guard
Mother's Milk | Funny BJJ Halloween Shirt, Hoodie & Rash Guard
For non-grapplers: Grappler slang for smothering someone with your chest from on top. Exactly as pleasant as it sounds.
Pick the format
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Guessing their size?
Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.
Buying it as a gift?
Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.
There's a position in Jiu Jitsu called the chest mount. In Halloween terms, that's a nightmare you can't escape.
Need it by Halloween? For US delivery, order tees, muscle shirts and hoodies by Monday, October 19. Rash guards are cut and sewn to order, so those need to be in by Thursday, October 15.
Mother's Milk is for the grappler who understands why that particular position is one of the most psychologically effective techniques in the sport, and finds it funny, because that's the only sane response.
For the training partner who sends everyone home questioning their life choices.
Pick your format.
- T-shirt: the default. Unisex fit, so it runs like standard men's sizing.
- Muscle shirt: for open mat and anyone who wants their arms in the conversation.
- Hoodie: for the walk from the car to the gym once it gets cold.
- Rash guard (men's, women's, youth): printed edge to edge and made to train in. They fit snug on purpose, so size up if you're between sizes.
Buying for someone who trains and not sure of their size? A Holiday BJJ gift card lets them pick their own.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
