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Murder Yoga | Funny BJJ Beanie

Murder Yoga | Funny BJJ Beanie

Regular price $30.00 USD
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Order by December 11 for Christmas delivery.

Buying it as a gift?

Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.

Yoga people wear beanies to look relaxed. This one is for the kind of yoga where somebody sits on your chest.

Need it by Christmas? For US delivery, order by Friday, December 11.

Murder Yoga is for the grappler who tells the family they're going to yoga and comes home with mat burn.

Cuffed knit beanie in black, with the lettering embroidered in white thread, so it's stitched in, not printed on. Soft, hypoallergenic acrylic knit with a snug fit and a fold-over cuff, about 12 inches long. Hand wash to keep it looking new.

For anyone shopping who doesn't train: jiu-jitsu borrows a lot from yoga. The flexibility, the breathing, the strange shapes on a mat. The difference is that in jiu-jitsu, someone else is trying to fold you in half. Grapplers call it murder yoga, and they mean it fondly.

A one-size BJJ gift, so there's nothing to guess.

Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.

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