Tap Snap Nap | Funny BJJ Hoodie

For non-grapplers: Caught in a submission, you get three exits: tap to give up, let the joint give, or get choked to sleep. Tapping is the popular choice.

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Ask about their last promotion, or count the stripes in their gym photos. If you still can't tell, the gift card works at every rank.

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Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.

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Three ways out of a submission. Only one of them involves admitting anything.

Tap Snap Nap is for the grappler who would rather wake up on the mat than give anyone the satisfaction.

Pick their belt. The checkmark comes in white, blue, purple, brown, or black, so it matches the rank they actually earned.

Mid-weight fleece hoodie with a modern unisex fit. Warm, comfortable, and printed to survive the wash cycle. Layers clean over a tee or rash guard without bulk.

For anyone shopping who doesn't train: when you get caught in a submission, you can tap to give up, refuse a joint lock and risk the snap, or refuse a choke and take a short nap. Tapping is the correct answer. Grapplers still joke about the other two.

A BJJ gift for the grappler who wears a hoodie to and from every class, whatever the weather.

Not sure of their size? A Holiday BJJ gift card lets them pick their own.

Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.