Dad Bod, Guard God – Funny BJJ Father’s Day Muscle Shirt for Dads Who Roll

Dad Bod, Guard God – Father’s Day BJJ Shirt for Grappling Legends

He may rock a dad bod, but once the match starts… he's the problem. Celebrate the kind of father who trades mowing the lawn for mowing down white belts — with a guard game built from years of hard rolls, bad knees, and dad-strength that can’t be taught.

The Dad Bod, Guard God tee is more than just a funny BJJ shirtIt’s a badge of honor for every dad who still shows up, still taps out young guns, and still teaches life lessons between rounds. Whether he's a black belt professor or just a die-hard hobbyist with a mean closed guard, this shirt speaks his truth.

🎁 Perfect for Father’s Day, gym birthdays, or post-open mat naps. Soft, breathable fabric keeps it comfy off the mats, while the design keeps the compliments (and jokes) rolling in.

Because legends aren't always shredded — sometimes, they’re just built different.

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