Dad Bod, Guard God is for the BJJ dad who gets underestimated every single round and uses it. He's not built like an athlete anymore — he's built like a problem.
Lightweight unisex tee with a modern fit. Soft against the skin and durable enough to hold the print through years of training and washing. This is the shirt that earns its way into permanent rotation.
The Father's Day gift for the dad who makes everyone work for every point.
Made to order — a little extra time to ship, zero overproduction.
