Dad Bod, Guard God Hoodie | Funny BJJ Gift for Dad
Dad Bod, Guard God Hoodie | Funny BJJ Gift for Dad
For non-grapplers: Guard means fighting from your back. The softest-looking dad in the room is often the hardest to get past.
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Guessing their size?
Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.
Buying it as a gift?
Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.
The body changed. The guard didn't.
Need it by Father's Day? For US delivery, order by Friday, June 4.
Dad Bod, Guard God is for the BJJ dad who gets underestimated every single round and uses it. He's not built like an athlete anymore. He's built like a problem.
Mid-weight fleece hoodie, modern unisex fit. Warm, comfortable, and durable enough to survive the wash cycle with the print intact. Layers over a tee or rash guard without bulk.
The Father's Day gift for the dad who makes everyone work for every point.
Not sure of his size? A Holiday BJJ gift card lets him pick his own.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
