Dad Bod, Guard God is for the BJJ dad who gets underestimated every single round and uses it. He's not built like an athlete anymore — he's built like a problem.
Mid-weight fleece hoodie, modern unisex fit. Warm, comfortable, and durable enough to survive the wash cycle with the print intact. Layers over a tee or rash guard without bulk.
The Father's Day gift for the dad who makes everyone work for every point.
Made to order — a little extra time to ship, zero overproduction.
