Murder Yoga | Funny BJJ Dad Hat
Murder Yoga | Funny BJJ Dad Hat
For non-grapplers: From the outside, jiu-jitsu looks like two people doing yoga on a mat. Then somebody gets choked.
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Ask about their last promotion, or count the stripes in their gym photos. If you still can't tell, the gift card works at every rank.
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Same mat, same flexibility, very different intentions.
Murder Yoga is for the grappler who tells the family they're going to yoga and comes home with mat burn.
Pick their belt. The belt comes in white, blue, purple, brown, or black, so it matches the rank they actually earned.
Low-profile, unstructured dad hat with a curved visor and an adjustable strap. Soft, easy to wear, and the hat that gets grabbed on the way out the door to the gym, the store, and everywhere else.
For anyone shopping who doesn't train: jiu-jitsu borrows a lot from yoga. The flexibility, the breathing, the strange shapes on a mat. The difference is that in jiu-jitsu, someone else is trying to fold you in half. Grapplers call it murder yoga, and they mean it fondly.
A one-size BJJ gift, so there's nothing to guess.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
