Murder Yoga | Funny BJJ Mug
Murder Yoga | Funny BJJ Mug
For non-grapplers: From the outside, jiu-jitsu looks like two people doing yoga on a mat. Then somebody gets choked.
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Not sure what belt they are?
Ask about their last promotion, or count the stripes in their gym photos. If you still can't tell, the gift card works at every rank.
Guessing their size?
Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.
Buying it as a gift?
Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.
Same mat, same flexibility, very different intentions.
Murder Yoga is for the grappler who finds their inner peace right before a 6 a.m. class.
Pick their belt. The belt comes in white, blue, purple, brown, or black, so it matches the rank they actually earned.
Black glossy ceramic, available in 11 oz and 15 oz. Microwave and dishwasher safe, so it can go straight from the morning coffee to the sink without anyone thinking about it.
For anyone shopping who doesn't train: jiu-jitsu borrows a lot from yoga. The flexibility, the breathing, the strange shapes on a mat. The difference is that in jiu-jitsu, someone else is trying to fold you in half. Grapplers call it murder yoga, and they mean it fondly.
An easy BJJ gift that needs no sizing and gets used every single morning.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
