Murder Yoga | Funny BJJ Snap iPhone Case

For non-grapplers: From the outside, jiu-jitsu looks like two people doing yoga on a mat. Then somebody gets choked.

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Not sure what belt they are?

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Same mat, same flexibility, very different intentions.

Murder Yoga is for the grappler who finds their center, then takes yours.

Pick their belt. The belt comes in white, blue, purple, brown, or black, so it matches the rank they actually earned.

Slim, one-piece snap-on case that adds almost no bulk to a pocket that's probably already carrying a mouthguard. Precise cutouts for every port, button, and camera. Fits iPhone 13 mini through iPhone 17 Pro Max.

For anyone shopping who doesn't train: jiu-jitsu borrows a lot from yoga. The flexibility, the breathing, the strange shapes on a mat. The difference is that in jiu-jitsu, someone else is trying to fold you in half. Grapplers call it murder yoga, and they mean it fondly.

One of the easiest BJJ gifts there is. Just match their iPhone model.

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Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.