Grandma Got Armbarred | BJJ Ugly Christmas Sweater
Grandma Got Armbarred | BJJ Ugly Christmas Sweater
For non-grapplers: An armbar is a classic submission that bends the arm the wrong way. Grandma should have tapped.
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She didn't get run over by a reindeer. She got caught in an armbar. Classic mistake.
Need it by Christmas? For US delivery, order by Thursday, December 10.
Grandma Got Armbarred is the holiday party piece for the grappler who sings along to that carol and quietly corrects the technique.
All-over print ugly Christmas sweater, printed edge to edge on a sweatshirt rather than knit, and built for the full holiday social season. Festive enough to pass any office party dress code. Specific enough that every grappler in the room will find you.
For anyone shopping who doesn't train: an armbar isolates one arm and straightens it against the elbow. Grandma should have kept her elbows in.
The ugly sweater for the family party where everyone knows the song and only you know the armbar.
Not sure of their size? A Holiday BJJ gift card lets them pick their own.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
