Grandma Got Armbarred | BJJ Christmas T-Shirt
Grandma Got Armbarred | BJJ Christmas T-Shirt
For non-grapplers: An armbar is a classic submission that bends the arm the wrong way. Grandma should have tapped.
Pick the format
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T-Shirt
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Hoodie
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Muscle Shirt
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Men's Rash Guard
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Women's Rash Guard
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Kids Rash Guard
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Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Kids Hoodie
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Kids T-Shirt
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Baby Bodysuit
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Mug
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MagSafe iPhone Case
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Snap iPhone Case
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Tough iPhone Case
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Snap Samsung Case
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Tough Samsung Case
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Dad Hat
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Flat Bill Snapback
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Trucker Cap
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Water Bottle
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Ornament
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Ugly Christmas Socks
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Drawstring Bag
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Order by December 11 for Christmas delivery.
Guessing their size?
Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.
Buying it as a gift?
Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.
She didn't get run over by a reindeer. She got caught in an armbar. Classic mistake.
Need it by Christmas? For US delivery, order by Friday, December 11.
Grandma Got Armbarred is for the grappler who hears that carol every December and thinks: poor positional awareness. Should have kept the elbow in.
Lightweight unisex t-shirt with a modern fit. Soft, breathable, and durable enough to hold the print through years of washing. Wears well on and off the mats and at every holiday gathering where someone asks why it's funny.
An easy holiday gift for the grappler who can't turn the BJJ brain off in December.
Not sure of their size? A Holiday BJJ gift card lets them pick their own.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.























