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Grandma Got Armbarred | BJJ Christmas Water Bottle

Grandma Got Armbarred | BJJ Christmas Water Bottle

Regular price $39.99 USD
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She didn't get run over by a reindeer. She got caught in an armbar. Classic mistake.

Need it by Christmas? For US delivery, order by Thursday, December 10.

Grandma Got Armbarred is for the grappler who drills armbars until the song stops being about a reindeer.

17 oz double-wall, vacuum-insulated stainless steel with a leakproof cap. Keeps water cold through a long open mat, or keeps coffee hot on the drive there. Hand-wash only.

For anyone shopping who doesn't train: an armbar is a submission that straightens the arm against the elbow. Grandma should have kept her elbows in.

A practical BJJ Christmas gift that goes to every class they do.

Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.

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