Grandma Got Armbarred — BJJ Christmas Tank Top

She didn't get run over by a reindeer. She got caught in an armbar. Classic mistake.

Grandma Got Armbarred is for the grappler who hears that song every December and thinks of exactly one thing. It's always an armbar.

Classic tank top with a relaxed fit. Light, breathable, and cut for movement on and off the mats. Holds the print through regular washing — which, at this training schedule, is a lot.

An easy holiday gift for the grappler who rewrites Christmas songs in their head automatically.

Made to order — a little extra time to ship, zero overproduction.