Grandma Got Armbarred — BJJ Christmas Hoodie

She didn't get run over by a reindeer. She got caught in an armbar. Classic mistake.

Grandma Got Armbarred is for the grappler who hears that carol every December and spends the rest of the song thinking about elbow control. The reindeer version never made technical sense anyway.

Mid-weight fleece hoodie with a modern unisex fit. Warm, durable, and printed to last through the wash cycle. Layers clean over a tee or rash guard without bulk.

The holiday gift for the grappler who can't stop translating Christmas into submissions.

Made to order — a little extra time to ship, zero overproduction.