Grandma Got Armbarred | BJJ Christmas Hoodie
Grandma Got Armbarred | BJJ Christmas Hoodie
For non-grapplers: An armbar is a classic submission that bends the arm the wrong way. Grandma should have tapped.
Pick the format
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T-Shirt
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Hoodie
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Muscle Shirt
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Men's Rash Guard
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Women's Rash Guard
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Kids Rash Guard
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Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Kids Hoodie
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Kids T-Shirt
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Baby Bodysuit
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Mug
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MagSafe iPhone Case
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Snap iPhone Case
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Tough iPhone Case
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Snap Samsung Case
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Tough Samsung Case
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Dad Hat
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Flat Bill Snapback
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Trucker Cap
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Water Bottle
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Ornament
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Ugly Christmas Socks
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Drawstring Bag
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Order by December 11 for Christmas delivery.
Guessing their size?
Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.
Buying it as a gift?
Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.
She didn't get run over by a reindeer. She got caught in an armbar. Classic mistake.
Need it by Christmas? For US delivery, order by Friday, December 11.
Grandma Got Armbarred is for the grappler who hears that carol every December and spends the rest of the song thinking about elbow control. The reindeer version never made technical sense anyway.
Mid-weight fleece hoodie with a modern unisex fit. Warm, durable, and printed to last through the wash cycle. Layers clean over a tee or rash guard without bulk.
The holiday gift for the grappler who can't stop translating Christmas into submissions.
Not sure of their size? A Holiday BJJ gift card lets them pick their own.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
