Grandma Got Armbarred | Baby BJJ Christmas Bodysuit
Grandma Got Armbarred | Baby BJJ Christmas Bodysuit
For non-grapplers: An armbar is a classic submission that bends the arm the wrong way. Grandma should have tapped.
Pick the format
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T-Shirt
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Hoodie
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Muscle Shirt
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Men's Rash Guard
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Women's Rash Guard
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Kids Rash Guard
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Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Kids Hoodie
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Kids T-Shirt
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Baby Bodysuit
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Mug
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MagSafe iPhone Case
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Snap iPhone Case
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Tough iPhone Case
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Snap Samsung Case
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Tough Samsung Case
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Dad Hat
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Flat Bill Snapback
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Trucker Cap
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Water Bottle
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Ornament
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Ugly Christmas Socks
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Drawstring Bag
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Order by December 11 for Christmas delivery.
Guessing their size?
Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.
Buying it as a gift?
Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.
She didn't get run over by a reindeer. She got caught in an armbar. Classic mistake.
Need it by Christmas? For US delivery, order by Friday, December 11.
Grandma Got Armbarred is for the newest grappler in the family, the only one Grandma hasn't been armbarred by. Yet.
A black baby bodysuit in soft 100% combed ringspun cotton jersey. Lap shoulders slip easily over a baby's head, and three snaps at the bottom make changes quick. Comes in 12M, 18M and 24M.
For anyone shopping who doesn't train: an armbar is a submission that straightens the arm against the elbow. Grandma should have kept her elbows in.
A baby's first Christmas gift, and a very good one to open in front of Grandma.
Not sure of the size? A Holiday BJJ gift card lets the parents pick.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.
