Men's Jiu Jitsu Christmas Rash Guard | Funny BJJ Gift | Grandma Got Armbarred
Men's Jiu Jitsu Christmas Rash Guard | Funny BJJ Gift | Grandma Got Armbarred
For non-grapplers: An armbar is a classic submission that bends the arm the wrong way. Grandma should have tapped.
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas T-Shirt
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Hoodie
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Muscle Tank
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Men's Jiu Jitsu Christmas Rash Guard
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Women's Jiu Jitsu Christmas Rash Guard
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Kids Jiu Jitsu Christmas Rash Guard
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Jiu Jitsu Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Kids Jiu Jitsu Christmas Hoodie
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Kids Jiu Jitsu Christmas T-Shirt
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Baby Jiu Jitsu Christmas Bodysuit
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Mug
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas MagSafe iPhone Case
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Snap iPhone Case
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Tough iPhone Case
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Snap Samsung Case
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Tough Samsung Case
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Dad Hat
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Snapback Hat
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Trucker Hat
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Water Bottle
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Ornament
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Jiu Jitsu Ugly Christmas Socks
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Jiu Jitsu Christmas Drawstring Bag
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Order by December 7 for Christmas delivery.
Guessing their size?
Go with the size they wear in regular tees. When in doubt, size up. Nobody has ever complained about a roomy hoodie.
Buying it as a gift?
Every piece is printed when you order, so give it a little extra time. Short on time or details? The gift card covers it.
She didn't get run over by a reindeer. She got caught in an armbar. Classic mistake.
Need it by Christmas? For US delivery, order by Monday, December 7.
Grandma Got Armbarred is for the male grappler who hears that carol every December and immediately thinks about elbow positioning. The reindeer story never made sense anyway.
Men's long-sleeve rash guard with four-way stretch, flatlock seams, and compression fit built for no-gi. UPF50+ fabric, durable print, holds its shape through regular training.
A sharp holiday gift for any grappler who automatically translates Christmas into submissions.
Not sure of their size? A Holiday BJJ gift card lets them pick their own.
Made to order, which means nothing sits in a warehouse and nothing gets overproduced.























